• Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason - Mark Twain
  
• I've done some terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work
  
• Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your x. She's never coming back and don't ask y
  

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Photo-bombing - kitten style !

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Kick my seat one more time and I'll tell the TSA that I smell drugs on your carry-on bag.

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Young ducks of today have no respect for authority !

More to come ...