In a small town there lived a very religious man. One day the whole area became flooded and people started to evacuate. When it was the religious man's turn he refused saying that god would save him.
As the hours passed the water got higher and higher, the religious man climbed onto his roof. a while later a helicopter flew over and offered him a lift to safety. "No thanks, my god will save me" explained the man.
A while later another helicopter flew over and offered to rescue him. "No thanks, my god will save me" explained the man for a second time.
Many hours later the water is up to his mouth and a boat floats past. The man in the boat offers to rescue him but got the same answer.
A few minutes later the religious man drowned and is now in heaven talking with God.
God: What are you doing here ??
Man: You were supposed to save me !!
God: I tried to, I sent two helicopters and a boat !!
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